Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Paint my kitchen because of my exploding juices anger

Kent Live: Woman demands Tesco repaint her kitchen after getting prune juice up her walls

Good luck with that, love [sideways look to camera]

Spotter's Badge: Russ

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

It's a load of old balls anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back

ALWAYS think of the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Monday, April 24, 2017

Ineffective anti-dogging barrier anger

Wales Online: People are still managing to have sex despite council installing barrier at car park


Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Sunday, April 23, 2017

I'm going to set my mate's sheep onto you anger

Cornwall Live: Man threatens council with his friend's sheep if they don't cut the grass in play area

The nuclear option, Cornwall style

Spotter's Badge: Roger

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Stop parking outside my shop anger

Walthamstow Guardian: Shopkeep upset that people park outside his DIY shop all day

"I've got no room for me doors. Stay away from me doors"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Friday, April 21, 2017

Street light outside my house anger

Daily Record: Woman fuming after council erect 'eye sore' lamp post outside her house

Good thing she's pointing, I might have missed it.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Messy front garden (not sexy slang) anger

Manchester Evening News: Mum told her kiddiewinks can only have three toys in the front garden at any one time

Strong pouting, back right.

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

In which I'm not particularly nice about Stoke anger

Stoke Sentinel: Mum annoyed that park toilets aren't open for her kiddiewinks

Go anywhere, the whole of Stoke's a toilet

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Can't read the road markings anger

Bridlington Free Press: Woman gets a parking ticket for parking across her own drive

Yeah, don't park on the KEEP CLEAR sign, you'll get a parking ticket.

Spotter's Badge: John

Monday, April 17, 2017

Psychic scam anger

Dundee Telegraph: Dundee psychic tells people to be on the alert for scammers selling fake messages from loved ones.

Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Messy garden anger

Chronicle Live: Who's going to clear up the mess in the unused garden next door?

Have it brought down to the Chelsea Flower Show and call it "Derelicte"

Spotter's Badge: Phil

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Easter completely and utterly ruined anger

Kent Live: Disappointment, horror after severed human head found during Easter Egg hunt

I never read the stories, I think that's what's happening here.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Overflowing skip anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Put a skip ANYWHERE and it will look like this within 30 minutes

On closer inspection, this skip is actually filled with loads of slightly smaller skips. Skipception.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Huge pothole anger

Southern Daily Echo: BIG POTHOLE IS BIG


Spotter's Badge: Hayley

Friday, April 14, 2017

Dodgy school haircut anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kiddiewink put into isolation after turning up at school with 'Little T' haircut

Who's Little T? He is - fact fans - the son of Big t. The T is for Twat.

Spotter's Badge: Ian